I get to dress up and eat candy? How could it get any better?
Except for the fact that I loathe scary movies. I joke about how Hocus Pocus scared the bejeezes out of me in 2nd grade, but really it scarred me for life. I once hid in another room at a sleepover, while everyone else watched Hocus Pocus. I mean Bett Midler and Sarah Jessica Parker were SCARY. They sucked up little children’s souls! And I was not going to stick around and witness that catastrophe. Nor was I going to be one of their victims. Now that I think about it, I have never dressed up as anything scary for Halloween. (Unless you count the time I was Betty Boop my sophomore year of college. YUP. I looked like a tranny.) My sister, Lauren, always took over the scary part. Here is the evidence…
^-----Me=cute as a button
Lauren(middle)=Scaring adults one house at a time
It may be a little early for Halloween, but my love of costumes is too great. This year I'll be in Austin for Halloween! Hollaaaa! Now the questions is do I dress up as the corpse's bride or shimmy into a sailor girl costume? Or maybe...Just maybe I'll be an avatar. Please go to www.partycity.com for your entertainment.
Sincerely,
The Thriller (you can't NOT dance to that song. I also wish MJ had stopped plastic surgery at this point. Annnd another side-note I saw this music video at my babysitter when I was a wee one (didn't know what it was at the time) and was terrified by the part where he turns into the werewolf. Hey...It could happen.)
If this is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
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