Hello ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to my blog. I hope it makes you laugh, cry, cry some more, and then laugh. For the longest time I couldn’t decide that if I did indeed have a blog what the theme should be. Comedy? Drama? Romance? Suspense? Noir? I was overwhelmed by the possibilities! So I’ve decided to just let it be. No pressure. Que sera sera right?
I would like to dedicate this blog to my dear friends Amy Schmidt, Rebecca Dalton, and Ashley Edwards. They are the ones that encouraged me to do it and may be the only ones reading it! For some reason they think I’m funny and probably crazy. But what’s life with out craziness and laughter?
FIRST ENTRY EVER!
DJ Pauly D. Gym, tan, Love???
I dreamt last night that I was in love with DJ Pauly D. Maybe I should blame this on my new love of spray tans. I spent all summer practicing my jersey accent and would like to believe I could fit on any jersey television show flawlessly. I love them all! Jersey shores, Jerseylicious, and OF COURSE housewives of New Jersey. I don’t know why my fascination with these shows even exists. Maybe I’m jealous of their tans? Wish I could speak my mind at a drop of a hat? Call everyone I know a bitch to his or her faces? My parents support my love of jersey and my comedic calling to the famed accent. You know you have a great relationship when before you go to bed you can say “love you bitches” and all your parents do is laugh. It’s true. I do that sometimes…maybe we’re dysfunctional but then that just puts me one-step closer to being a REAL jersey gurl.
Peace out homeslices! May we meet again…
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